Lindsay Lohan’s Car Booze Is The Reason For Rehab Punishment!

Well that explains a lot!

Considering Lindsay Lohan was dealing with a lying to cops case and probation violation, it would seem a bit strange she was ordered to rehab.

But not so strange once you remember alcohol was at the scene of the accident.

Oh right, that pesky little thing!

Now it makes perfectly good sense that our tardy for the party court case damsel was sentenced to rehab due to substance abuse issues that keep popping up at the most inconvenient times like when cops are around.

The booze found at the scene was in a water bottle and appeared to be wine.

The cop on the case reported:

“It was my opinion that one of the occupants ... was possibly in possession of the open container and discarded it shortly after the collision.”

And yet, alcohol wasn’t involved in her case!

Seriously, even though LiLo smelled of alcohol, she avoided extra charges!

She might be feeling pretty unlucky today since she didn’t get to go completely free, but considering everything she should have been facing, she’s as lucky as a four leaf clover.

In fact, don’t pick a four leaf clover, just figure out a way to put LiLo in your pocket!

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