Justin Timberlake Spraying His Sexy Tunes ALL OVER SXSW THIS Saturday! Surprise!

This surprise is ALMOST as good as getting Justin Timberlake 's dick in a box on Christmas morn!!!!

Almost.

After a heavy week of new album promotional appearances on shows like Saturday Night Live and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon , JT has decided to do something EXTRA special...

By deciding to CLOSE OUT Austin music festival SXSW with a showcase of his brand new SUPER seductive tunes THIS Saturday (March 16)!

The 20/20 Experience creator is reportedly playing at the MySpace Secret Show, and will be accompanied by Roots drummer Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson and producer RJD2.

And if his recent performances over the past few weeks are any indication, the show will be SO ridiculously sexy, it might just get you pregnant...

With musical jubilation!