Dwayne Johnson's Rock Hard Rain-Soaked Assets Scoped Out By British Ninja! Fill In The Blank!

While trying to stay dry at the London premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson , Channing Tatum and the rest of the perfectly chiseled pretty-faced stars, the deadly but umbrella-less assassin standing behind them in all white thought _______________________.

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