DESPAIR! R-Patz Doesn't Like Being Called R-Patz!

Oh NO! But it's such an endearing nickname!

Apparently, Robert Pattinson isn't such a fan of the R-Patz moniker, as he recently mentioned in an interview:

“I don’t understand who invented that thing, ‘R-Patz.’ I want to strangle them.”

GASP! But WHY?!

It's so adorable! And charming!

And it goes so well with K-Stew ! LOLz!

Well, we guess it's about time to start brainstorming new names!

Any suggestions??

[Image via WENN .]